Politicians and truth
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Common sense and most people
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Blow jobs and Marriage
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Me and this Snapchat filter
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Millennials and Baby Boomers
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Trolls and proper grammar.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
IKEA furniture and common sense #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Vegans, and their ability to keep that to themselves...
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
The Kardashians and Talent
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Twitter & pants. Take 'em off!
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Toothpaste and orange juice
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Me and an empty wine glass
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Patriotism and hate
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Raisins and oatmeal cookies...
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Your moms legs.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Math and my brain.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether socks and crocs
Crocs and self respect
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Peanut butter and jellyfish
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
My debit card and the swiping machine.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether my husband and myself. (Someone please tell him, please...)
30% of my socks #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Hashtag games and sleep
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Eggs and ketchup. If you disagree with this, we can still be friends but we will never, ever eat breakfast together.
#WaysIWillImprove2018 Get ppl to realize that there are two #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Bad-Mouthing Trump & Winning. Right, Lindsey? ... #TrumpCurse
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Most of the Republican Party and pure common sense and human decency
Me and a solid night's sleep.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether anymore.
Socks and sandals!
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Those shoes with that shirt.
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether Hashtag games and people who can't take a joke
Apparently, “conservative” and “Christian”
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
"customer help line" and "actual customer service"
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Me & mean people. #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether wearing a bra at home
Dance floors & pools.
#ItsAWonderfulLife #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether dresses and wire hangers
Adam Sandler and good movies #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Leather pants and sweat
#ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether
Pregnant women and cigarettes #ThingsThatJustDontGoTogether