Funny Tweets On The Hashtag My Secret Power On Twitter

Making money disappear faster than the speed of light. #MySecretPower

#MySecretPower being invisible. At least in middle school. Not so much anymore. Unfortunately.
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#MySecretPower turning chocolate cake into crumbs

#MySecretPower being able to keep a secret

#MySecretPower Shapeshifting into animals. -Everyone with Snapchat.

Getting BLOCKED without ever actually having a conversation with the person #MySecretPower

#MySecretPower is so secret I don’t even know what it is. pic.

#MySecretPower Making all of your credit cards disappear.





#MySecretPower is making food disappear. (Not so secret really)

#MySecretPower is convincing you to give me all your chocolate

#MySecretPower is being invisible at parties.

Hindsight #MySecretPower

#MySecretPower doesn’t work in Europe without an adapter.

#MySecretPower is the ability to do nothing all day but still be tired by 8pm.

I can piss people off without even trying!! #MySecretPower

#MySecretPower Is having enough gas to fly us to Mexico without a plane!

The ability to look you straight in the face and not hear a damn word you're saying #MySecretPower

#MySecretPower is converting a homophobic mother into a pride-flag buying, pflag attending, proud ally️️️

#MySecretPower Sitting at my desk looking like I'm working.






The ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s, but I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.#MySecretPower

#MySecretPower . My tweets can only be retweeted by really good looking, smart people.

#MySecretPower some doors open for me at will.

#MySecretPower Running like The Flash when I need to use the toilet

#MySecretPower I can make people disappear by being awkward and weird. pic.twitter.com/0IJgz691hC

Can nap anytime, anywhere
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#MySecretPower is napping
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Give him a glass of Sauvignon Blanc and a beach and he transforms into a "draw me like one of your French girls" meme. #mysecretpower
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Repelling woman by being a sweet and good guy #MySecretPower

I can stop my hiccups by force of will.
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I turn Applebottoms in Apricotbottoms. #MySecretPower






Mom says #mysecretpower is 2 melt hearts with a single look #boxerdog
#petslife #dogsoftwitter #pittsburgh
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You never wondered how I was able to get those right-on-the-spot pictures? I knew in advance they were coming. #mysecretpower

What I know is that I have to prayer through....... #mysecretpower
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If you ever need your spray bottle or soap/lotion dispenser rendered inoperable, hand it over. #mysecretpower