Making money disappear faster than the speed of light. #MySecretPower
#MySecretPower being invisible. At least in middle school. Not so much anymore. Unfortunately.
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#MySecretPower turning chocolate cake into crumbs
#MySecretPower being able to keep a secret
#MySecretPower Shapeshifting into animals. -Everyone with Snapchat.
Getting BLOCKED without ever actually having a conversation with the person #MySecretPower
#MySecretPower is so secret I don’t even know what it is. pic.
#MySecretPower Making all of your credit cards disappear.
#MySecretPower is making food disappear. (Not so secret really)
#MySecretPower is convincing you to give me all your chocolate
#MySecretPower is being invisible at parties.
Hindsight #MySecretPower
#MySecretPower doesn’t work in Europe without an adapter.
#MySecretPower is the ability to do nothing all day but still be tired by 8pm.
I can piss people off without even trying!! #MySecretPower
#MySecretPower Is having enough gas to fly us to Mexico without a plane!
The ability to look you straight in the face and not hear a damn word you're saying #MySecretPower
#MySecretPower is converting a homophobic mother into a pride-flag buying, pflag attending, proud ally️️️
#MySecretPower Sitting at my desk looking like I'm working.
The ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s, but I can't remember what I had for dinner yesterday.#MySecretPower
#MySecretPower . My tweets can only be retweeted by really good looking, smart people.
#MySecretPower some doors open for me at will.
#MySecretPower Running like The Flash when I need to use the toilet
#MySecretPower I can make people disappear by being awkward and weird. pic.twitter.com/0IJgz691hC
Can nap anytime, anywhere
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#MySecretPower is napping
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Give him a glass of Sauvignon Blanc and a beach and he transforms into a "draw me like one of your French girls" meme. #mysecretpower
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Repelling woman by being a sweet and good guy #MySecretPower
I can stop my hiccups by force of will.
#MySecretPower
I turn Applebottoms in Apricotbottoms. #MySecretPower
Mom says #mysecretpower is 2 melt hearts with a single look #boxerdog
#petslife #dogsoftwitter #pittsburgh
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You never wondered how I was able to get those right-on-the-spot pictures? I knew in advance they were coming. #mysecretpower
What I know is that I have to prayer through....... #mysecretpower
#livebydefaultorbydesign
If you ever need your spray bottle or soap/lotion dispenser rendered inoperable, hand it over. #mysecretpower
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