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Monday, 4 June 2018

Why Im Single Hash Tag Responses On Twitter-Funny









It's amazing to see the responses to Why In Single Hash Tag on Twitter.The responses never get boring or old in anyway.I have done a post with this hashtag before and still there is more.

Why I'm singles hash tag will never grow old, never miss funny or clever responses.Here are very interesting responses from Twitter.


#WhyImSingle because these men don’t know what they want
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Too fine for the ugly, too ugly for the fine. #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle shoots shot talks for two weeks never speaks to each other again cycle repeats

God's timing. Not mine
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle because I'm not enough to be an album

I like pineapples on my pizza
#WhyImSingle

Apparently you have to talk to people and go outside in order to date...#WhyImSingle

I didn’t fwd those chain messages in 2011 #WhyImSingle

I laugh at my own jokes before I finish the joke #WhyImSingle

One time a cute guy asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said yes because I didn't hear the question
#WhyImSingle

Me: I want a bf. Guy: Hey are you free this weekend? Me, in bed by 8 PM with a book: I’m SO busy!
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle , because the boyfriend I did have never wants eat what I want to eat, never want to take me to get cupcakes on a regular, and never want to have dinner dates 5 times a week 😢

#WhyImSingle Well... I'm -ugly af -difficult af -rude af -hard af to understand -emotionless af

#WhyImSingle Because nobody’s asking me out but who cares I’m married to Jesus ✝️

#WhyImSingle I’m not ready to share my food with someone 😂

Because I haven't met anyone who makes my life more awesome than it is right now. When I do, its on.
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle because nobody wants my goofy a**

If You Are Not Happy Being #Single . You Will Never Happy In a Relationship. Get Your Own Life First Then Share It.#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle because my standards dictate: -no living with mommy or daddy -he needs to have a job -he must like dogs -he can’t be married. Apparently, this bar is too high. 路♀️





#WhyImSingle Girls don't appreciate guys who actually care.

#WhyImSingle God is busy writing my love story 🤗

Crush: hey Me: hey Crush: read 10 minutes ago #WhyImSingle

I'm not settling for less than I deserve. #WhyImSingle

I eat Doritos too loudly. #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle been looking for Mrs. Right... I gotta see heeeer headass 💀

BTS US x 50 States @BTSx50States Most ARMYs are single because of @BTS_twt ! #BTS #BestBoyBand #iHeartAwards #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/LXfE1731dg

#WhyImSingle I pour milk before cereal

Hot Diggity Dog It's The Good Place 🌭

“You died alone because you couldn’t commit to anyone" who?!#WhyImSingle

I met my love on #catfish .
#WhyImSingle


I eat KitKat this way #WhyImSingle
pic.twitter.com/IP2K9oW0k7 Because I'm having too much fun on Tinder #WhyImSingle

I eat Pringles in a stack of 5 at a time and ‘drink’ the crumbs from the can, when they’re all gone #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle ...cause I look like this ☹️ pic.twitter.com/YCNUHMobl0 #WhyImSingle because I don’t trust hot men after We Are Bulletproof Pt 2, and am also unwilling to lower my unrealistically high expectations thanks to BTS

Single Slutty Mom seductively
#WhyImSingle : I'm a package deal.

I look like a wannabe Lewis Robinson #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/dqR06EkxkO Trying to navigate the dating world in a society full of f*ckboys is #whyimsingle xon.ec/2EMz27U pic.twitter.com/8tmiBp1c5t All the gays are liberals #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle I don’t date losers

#WhyImSingle I'm an intelligent, conservative, christian, self made woman living in Southern California. 'nough said. LOL

#WhyImSingle I guess it's cause I'm kinda ugly lol my personality is everything tho

#WhyImSingle Well..have you met men?

Dogs are better than people.
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle shoots shot talks for couple months gets attached heart gets broken recover repeat

Because “my future husband is lost and refuses to ask for directions.” —#WhyImSingle
pic.twitter.com/pdcZ4vB27c Im single by choice. Not my choice. But it's still a choice. #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle Twitter won’t let me see other people.

I'm only 18, almost 19, so I have no interest in relationships at the moment. Also, I want to be accepted for who I am. I'm not perfect; I can improve on a lot of things regarding myself. However, I'm not gonna be someone I'm not for someone else.#WhyImSingle

Because I can be, and it's fabulous. Societal norms need to die.#WhyImSingle

I'm holding out for an alcoholic married politician with 4 kids
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle : Once you return to personal happiness, after compromising so much time and energy on someone else, it’s hard to give that up again. Some call it selfish, but it’s really just a choice.

I'm Ugly No Car No Money
#WhyImSingle

Personally I have no idea, but my sister says I look like a troll in the morning. #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle is solely due to my allergy to democrats. I cannot stand the following comments: “I drive Prius because we harmed the world for far too long!” “Buying a PLASTIC bottle of water is as bad a killing a child” “We’re all immigrants if we’re not Indian american” 😣

#lWhyImSingle my oppa lives on the other side of the world...
pic.twitter.com/WrsN2Yj0IH Because I seem to be "dating" every single guy in the Trump administration. #WhyImSingle
pic.twitter.com/89FypBMFKO I'm ugly as hell 🤥 #whyimsingle

my ex ended up being gay
#whyimsingle

Because I'm scared of butterflies.#WhyImSingle

Because I'm a hot mess and i desperately want to get my shit together and take some time for myself before I even think about worrying about someone else's happiness.#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle shoots shot talks for a couple weeks never speaks to each other again cycle repeats

Nobody responds to my Myspace messages #WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle because I’m ruining my life more than anyone could
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Because I’m intimidating in bed and outside of it. Also, you gotta have some balls to even keep my interest more than a day. #WhyImSingle

#whyimsingle 1. I can be a bitch at times 2. I'm only in Middle School 3. Yeah... I'm ugly 4. I dont talk or socilize much 5. I don't fit in 6. I'm a introvert 7. I'm (again) ugly 8. I'm hella different 9. I'm shy 10. I'm short 11. I dont like human contact

I actually don’t know why I’m single. I’m a damn dime. I may be a little goofy but I can cook a 5 star worthy meal. 路♂️ oh well, more food for me
#WhyImSingle

I'm an expert of pushing others away, but in the end, it's really best that I just worry about me, myself, and I.
#WhyImSingle

#WhyImSingle because it's easier then being married pic.twitter.com/Mv46xHFZV2 #WhyImSingle cause Minecraft is life 😂

Ali on shadowban probation

#WhyImSingle I have crippling depression, anxiety, ptsd and trust issues. I'm also asexual, so... it's better to stay away from me. :')

You have to actually talk to people to get dates? #WhyImSingle

#whyimsingle ahem pic.twitter.com/zdGRU3Qpbn Daddy Issues 💕#WhyImSingle
pic.twitter.com/6ppLaknWI2 #WhyImSingle this king always getting overlook 路♂️

#WhyImSingle because females just finesse me for 800$ date nights , steal my t shirts , a lot of time , dates and driving .... for I reason just for fun then cut a dude off

#WhyImSingle Brain: you're weird as hell Body: and you're fat Face: plus you're ugly Food: but I'm here for you 💕

I like when boys don’t like me
#WhyImSingle

Two words: Trust issues.
#WhyImSingle

I'm too busy with all the contents that @BTS_twt gave to me. #WhyImSingle