Tuesday, 31 October 2017

Funny Twitter Posts On #ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews






Kool aid from Jim Jones, a drink made by Bill Cosby, a blind date with Ted Bundy, Andrea Yates as a babysitter.
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Fake Science Monthly

Sushi from a drugstore during a power outage.
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews a dog guarding my pizza.

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews The Nigerian Prince who needs my help transferring money.

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews 🦂Angry scorpions 😱That haunted house on the block 👍Sketchy hitchhikers 🥛Milk past its expiration date


The voices in my head urging me to KILL KILL KILL. I'm sorry, what was the question? I blacked out.
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews The Fact that When Americans Wake up

#ThingsITrustMorethanCNN Stops Trending! Let's Turn #FoxOff for Good! ✊



An actual fox🦊 telling me the news.
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#ThingsITrustMoreThanFOXNews :
@RBReich explaining why
#PutinsPuppet refuses to enforce sanctions against Russia

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews •The plague •Snake that "tricked" Eve to eat 🍎 •Judas Iscariot •Benedict Arnold •Milli Vanilli singing career

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Lucy holding the ball for Charlie Brown

Heroin addict with my debit card
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Twitter really replaced the
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews ? They aren't even trying to hide their bias anymore.

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@nytimes ✅ @washingtonpost ✅
@CNN ✅ @MSNBC ✅ The Obamas ✅ The Clintons




I Trust @realDonaldTrump ! Keep the
#TrumpTweets Coming! #Truth
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R. Kelly at a All Girls Catholic High School
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Casey Anthony babysitting my children
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Gas station sushi
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grrrrrr !!! woooof !!! woooof !!!
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@realDonaldTrump
@LouDobbs @FoxBusiness
Love fest? With your sad approval rating take what you can get while it lasts. #TrumpDayCareActivities
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews My cat not to barf.




#thingsItrustmorethanFoxNews Trends on Twitter Following John Garofalo Apology - variety.com/2017/biz/news/… #socialmedia

Expired milk, cottage cheese, and that sushi from the Chevron on the corner
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Profile pictures on Catfish, my dogs with a roast chicken, Anthony Weiner with my cell phone
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#ThingsITrustMorethanCNN Duhh
@FoxNews Wait wtf??? First of all... 🤔🤷🙅🤦😂🤣

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews This man. With my children.
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Ted Cruz going back to Canada soon
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Eating nutritious fast food for a $1.00
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Trump's proof of his phone call with the widow Johnson
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The irony of #Democrats using
#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews are the ones who believe @CNN and the debunked @DNC funded dossier re: Trump

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews The 3yr old kid that tells me that cats can talk twitter.com/EdKrassen/stat… #ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews "Do not tear off under penalty of law" tags on matresses.

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews That Trump supporters will accept anything from Bob Mueller's exhaustive and factual-backed investigation

Swimming during a thunderstorm
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pic.twitter.com/tyAI7gYQ13 #ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews That Google values my privacy

#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Lorena Bobbitt with a pair of hedge clippers.

I don't normally play hashtag games but... Anonymous Twitter accounts that post 24 hours a day.
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Matt Ryan as QB1 all season in fantasy

16 day-old cooked rice.
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My husband in a room full of hookers.
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My cat.
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pic.twitter.com/eRcq7MNfkl #ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews sc rappers with "u know who this is" in their intro

# ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Taking a plane or a ship with Kate Winslet. pic.twitter.com/pjQXeVT0GB These ruins.
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#ThingsITrustMorethanCNN and the # ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews is a magic 8-ball.

E-mails I get where foreign people need me to give them my bank account number, so they can give me $. # ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews

A cannibal on a hunger strike
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#ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews Jerry Sandusky at a Boy Scout Camp



Rattlesnakes..Mama Bears...Mersa
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# thingsitrustmorethanfoxnews Dartmoor -The wild wilderness experience - muddy dangerous and totally wonderful

I'd give money to a stranger on Twitter
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Being invited to dinner with Indiana Jones at The Temple Of Doom
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Replying to @williamlegate
- A hair stylist with a DJT combover - An obese dietitian - My ENRON stock share increasing in value
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pic.twitter.com/8YHqNUo8VY That there’s electricity in Puerto Rico
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tRump ever being presidential.
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